I got a name.

First, thanks to everyone everywhere who conspired to make yesterday the best day in recent memory.  Special thanks to you gang of lovelies who commented down below. Seriously, most satisfying birthday yet.  

In honor of the day, and as an inexplicable show of gratitude, I am eager to share the identity of my mustache.  Some of you might recognize the name from a past creative exertion; I now realize that even then I was unconsciously naming my future-stache, and in fact every iteration of facial manscaping I might ever have in this sweet life.

Without further ado:

Sir Duke of Flamboyantshire.

Carry on, friends.