Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Anchor Dream

In my dream the other night I was a TV news anchor. When I woke up, I reached for the little book by the bed and immediately wrote down these words that I had said in my dream, as I looked straight into the TV camera:

In just a moment we're going to show you a clip so horrible that you may never recover. BUT FIRST, we're going to hurt your medical jiggle and see how you like that. Okay, now let's roll that clip.



-David

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ow! My medical jiggle!

Anonymous said...

Last night I dreamt that I was assisting an all Filipino remake of "Star Wars".

Put THAT in your medical jiggle!

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