Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Crackdown on Mustaches

Evan watch out!
This guy lost his job over his mustache:

You might be able to seek help from The American Mustache Institute. From their website:

"AMI is an advocacy organization protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache."


Pete said...

First they came for the moustaches, and I did not speak, for I was not a moustache.

flamingbanjo said...

...Then they came for the mutton chops.

Matthew said...

Being mustached is a choice, (no, they are not just "born that way",) and if you have enough faith in God, Jesus, and St. Gillette, they will help you overcome it. As the Bible says, "Better saved than unshaved." Amen.

But we must also be vigilant against the virulent pro-mustache agenda that is being forced upon our children by way of television and popular music. Please join me in writing to KIRO to urge them to no longer air "Magnum, P.I." Even in reruns, and even late at night. And don't even get me started on those damn kids and their David Crosby! We must constantly watch for our children, even though we can not actually see music.

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