Sweet Melanie Pie Shoppe

Sweet, Sweet Melanie
Couldn't really see
Had a sweet tooth tendency
O my bonnet bee

Had a man, a handsome guy
Made entirely out of pie
Didn't fret a fretty dance, why
He just smelled real good and smiled real wide

But Melanie sought the sweeter meats
A pesky thing, temptation be
But when ye, if ye can't see,
Get the itch, ye answer, see? See.

So off goes she, Sweet Melanie
A teardrop lost for out-to-sea
And left us here, a' you and we
And husband pie, yes, he makes three