Friday, June 27, 2008

Sexy Shakespeare

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11 comments:

Helen said...

I looked into my heart for the answer and all I found was math.

Demetrius said... said...
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awesomesucks.com said...

How dare you delete my comment! I hope you guys get kicked out of your rehearsal space.

helen said...

I'm so curious as to what warrented a 'delete.'

Was it math?

mariolopezisgod.gov said...

How dare you publish my comment! I hope you guys find a new rehearsal space.

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The Internet said...

Hi! I'm the internet!

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so lonely

the sun said...

I liked my post series better

I am also lonely

The Moon said...

Sun: maybe it's because you never let anybody get close to you.