Wednesday, July 23, 2008

We're the band on Bush's lips.

'The president has used "awesome" to describe everything from dead soldiers to the pope.'

Marvelous.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey Karl! Look at that thing in the corner over by that big pile of gold. Is that a dead soldier? AWESOME!!!"

"The Pope is coming over? Oh man, I gotta clean up my room. That rich white man is SO AWESOME!!!"

"Hey Karl. Did you hear that there's a band in Seattle called Awe-" [sound of blow-dart hitting neck] "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

Anonymous said...

Hello Number 43, you've been sedated and transported to this island along with other inept world leaders.

The name of this island is Awesome Isl-
[blowdart]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Yeah, my job's not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, you're just cleaning your blowdart and you'll accidentally suck-
[blowdart]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

David said...

My Primary Blowdart, a kunjabunja for the blowdart operator.