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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The "A"-Team.
"Hi this is the A-Team. We're not home right now, but, uh... if you've got a problem, no one else can help, et cetera, well, you've found us, so... leave a message. Thanks!" [BEEEP]
[BEEP]
"Yeah, hi A-Team, Lenny Morgan again. Say, do you still have my Battlestar Galactica DVDs, because they're due back at the library and I really don't want to pay more late fines. Anyway, uh, call me. Thanks. This is Lenny."
[BEEP]
"Oh, c'mon, pick up pick up...okay, A-Team, it's Lenny again. I really need those DVDs now. The library has been knocking at my door and I haven't answered. I need your help. Call me! Lenny."
[BEEP]
"...no, it's not her...I dunno, what did I dial?...I guess they--hello? Oh, it's on voicemail--"
[BEEP]
"Hey, man, Lenny. Listen, the library broke into my house and got me. I'm in jail now. Where are you? I need you to get me outta here now! Okay? I've had it! C'mon, I'm your friend! I was your best man--"
[BEEP]
"...tired of dropped calls? Well, worry no more, valued customer, because real savings and real communication are now hand in hand with--"
[BEEP]
"Attention, primary contact. This is the library. Please collect the ashes of your former friend and/or family member at our central location. We are open until 5:00pm, then we turn into a mini golf course."
Hello? Mr. Team? This is, um, Carl calling from, um, the Puget Sound Blood Center. And, um, we're, um, calling today because there's a critical need for blood donations in our area? Our records indicate, um, you are able to donate at this time, so, um, if you'd, um, like to, um, make an appointment, please call us back at, um, 425-732-3274. Okay, um, thanks Mr. Team, and have a great, um, day?
Is it true that each seat in the Awesomevan comes with a bag of children that become flotation devices?
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