Friday, September 5, 2008

About Theater

About that upcoming ACT show. It might not be what you think it is.

Also, am I eating something?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hasn't anyone eaten what?

Anonymous said...

crow?

Anonymous said...

A door is falling into the hallway and the dust and the ladders and industrial flood lights. Sheet rock is lying together like some kind of muppet burning man orgy. Strips of darkness are laid out like someone was making fruit leather. Home made. By Mr. Darkness. Who owns a trans-am, and his friends call him Cheeto. The bathrooms have no toilets or urinals or sinks. Cheeto will be getting to that soon. Mice with the legs of kangaroos, made of ghostly stringy filament, sclatter through the drywall. We negotiated for a foreign stay of rental, and made haste to a game of rubber cars and whiffle. Nature made its way into our lungs driving north, while the roads became darkened hallways and hallways became burrows made of fire. Along the walls were a collection of garden supplies, clippers, mini shovel, dirty gloves, that sort of thing. A mystery solved with math followed an ignominious trail of u-turns to the racetrack where we were joined in with and humiliated in good sport. Later, and red vines, cars were retrieved from Norwegian strongholds. A star's rising from the ashes of day and a thief took food for a feast of thieves, devoured like thieves, crumbs sclattered like leaves. Clouds of smoke came up from the ground and everyone was smiled at.

Anonymous said...

Is it cake for two that you are eating? Chocolate cake frosted with delicious Crime?

Anonymous said...

Me too, right guys?

Kirk said...

NEVER MIND THAT, THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT

Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage.

A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Anonymous said...

New Show: 7 spices for 7 sausages.
Coming October 24th

Polish- David
Italian- John O
Chorizo- Evan
Beef Frank- Kirk
Kielbasa- John A
Brautwurst- Rob
Salami- Basil

JohnA said...

clearly, *I* should be the bratwurst. Hello, native Wisconsinite here!

Margaret said...

Wait.. can I have a bratwurst too... cause I speak German?

That would be good.

What do I think it is? No idea... they tried to describe it in words. But words always fail to describe how awesome you guys are...