1.) Jordi, I command thee to sleeeeeeeeeeeep. (that should do it)
2.) a friend of mine posed this question last night: would you rather (a) have your closest loved one get a broken collar bone each year, or (b) have everything you hear (music, car horns, talking, etc.) sound like Alice in Chains
I would've guessed a giant croquet course for a race of giant lazy humans, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteI just got this one:
ReplyDelete"msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken's Baby"
And to think he tried to be our President.
I got this one:
ReplyDelete"BREAKING NEWS: Obese, Malodorous Boy Missing"
Maybe it's the Edwards/Aiken child, playing croquet in Scotland.
(Isn't there a band called Obese Malodorous Boy?)
update--BREAKING NEWS: Three Italian College Students Purchase Kansas City Royals for 500 Euros
ReplyDeletei'm really loving these.
Flying piece of art causes museum chaos in Switzerland.
ReplyDeletePenguin receives knighthood
ReplyDeleteOh, someone actually sent me the penguin article! It was a really special moment.
ReplyDeleteEXTREE! EXTREE!: New Buy-Em-Yourself Ears Make All Music Sound Like Def Leppard No Matter What It Is!
ReplyDeleteIt's 2:30AM. I haven't slept in three weeks...
1.) Jordi, I command thee to sleeeeeeeeeeeep. (that should do it)
ReplyDelete2.) a friend of mine posed this question last night: would you rather (a) have your closest loved one get a broken collar bone each year, or (b) have everything you hear (music, car horns, talking, etc.) sound like Alice in Chains
Sorry loved one, but I need my ears. I promise to get you stoned on oxycontin before your yearly collar bone snap.
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