"The deadly starfish first draws the vital fluids from the left bicep of its victim, then from the forehead. It is not unusual for a sated starfish to grow to the size of a manhole cover."
That might need to become my new wallpaper. And I don't mean my desktop, I mean the actual walls of this room.
ew, gross. stop making yourself look all distended and creepy, David.You *were* doing that, right?
I can't help it. That's just what happens to me when I get too much sun.
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"The deadly starfish first draws the vital fluids from the left bicep of its victim, then from the forehead. It is not unusual for a sated starfish to grow to the size of a manhole cover."
ReplyDeleteThat might need to become my new wallpaper. And I don't mean my desktop, I mean the actual walls of this room.
ReplyDeleteew, gross. stop making yourself look all distended and creepy, David.
ReplyDeleteYou *were* doing that, right?
I can't help it. That's just what happens to me when I get too much sun.
ReplyDelete