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"Hey Karl! Look at that thing in the corner over by that big pile of gold. Is that a dead soldier? AWESOME!!!"
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"Hey Karl. Did you hear that there's a band in Seattle called Awe-" [sound of blow-dart hitting neck] "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Hello Number 43, you've been sedated and transported to this island along with other inept world leaders.
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Yeah, my job's not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, you're just cleaning your blowdart and you'll accidentally suck-
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