Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dear Sun,

Please come back soon. We really really miss you.


























Thanks.

Love,
Your friends in "Awesome" 
and everyone else here who is slowly being murdered by cloudy wet coldness.

10 comments:

  1. To Basil,

    Thanks for watching. Stay sweet!

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  2. Careful what you wish for, they're saying it might get up to 90º F on Friday.

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  3. Today was weak.
    It's not nice to be warm and cloudy, you know?

    Although I'd rather have couldy and 70 than sunny and 40.

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  4. Bwah hah hah ha

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  5. The Sun is your enemy. He wants to burn you, but the clouds won't let him.

    He wants to dry you up, but the water keeps him away.

    He wants to crisp your tender flesh, but the sky holds him back.

    Fear the Sun. He will destroy you all. Plus he's ugly. Not like me!

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  6. Dear "Awesome,"
    I'll be visiting this weekend, but you'll be indoors performing at the Northwest New Works Festival!

    Sorry we missed each other, see you next time.

    Love,
    The Sun
    ps- Let's makeout!

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  7. In the US alone, about 400 people die each year from heat-stroke.

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  8. Forget those posers.
    It was nice to see you today; I would not have visited had you not invited me so kindly!
    I am hoping to stay as long as possible... but I would hate for you to get sick of me...

    Love,
    The Sun

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  9. Dear Sun,

    Sometimes we love you - like when you make the days a little brighter. Sometimes we hate you - like when you gave us the highest skin cancer rate in the world and also bore through our ozone layer.

    One thing's for certain: you always make us smile when you wear a bow tie.

    Love,
    Australia

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  10. Dear Australia,

    Everybody hates me, but I thought you were my friend.

    broken-hearted,
    Skin Cancer

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