If y'all still don't have names for them then you're beyond help in that department. What is this, one of those vision quest things, where they're supposed to go up on a mountain and take peyote and meet their spirit animals so they can get their adult names? Let me save you that step: Their spirit animals are cats. Got it? Cats!
So what was wrong with Metonymy & Synecdoche? You can call them Met & Syn! How cute is that?
ReplyDeletePlus when you tell people their real names, nobody will know what you're talking about and think you're a nerd! Everybody wins!
If y'all still don't have names for them then you're beyond help in that department. What is this, one of those vision quest things, where they're supposed to go up on a mountain and take peyote and meet their spirit animals so they can get their adult names? Let me save you that step: Their spirit animals are cats. Got it? Cats!
ReplyDeleteI still maintain that Schnapps or Blunt Instrument would be ideal names for the cat. Don't ask why, because I don't actually know.
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